Oz is a big, bad, scary place. If the hobyahs and the yowies don’t get you, the drop bears sure as hell will. This means there’s a stack of Aussie horror tales to tell, and I aim to tell at least half a stack. So sit back and relax. You might as well. Once the odorless anesthetic filtering through your PC’s air vents kicks in, you won’t be going anywhere. But don’t worry, you’re in highly skilled hands. Ten beers and I’m a brain surgeon.